Nobody Is In The Metro: Auto-Tuned

In the two-plus years I’ve lived here, I’ve gotten into an empty Metro car exactly twice. Both times I sat down, slouched until I was comfortable, and read a book. Not exactly living the high life, but it was much more comfortable than, say, the usual morning commute.

But thanks to UnsuckDcMetro, I can now revel in the vicarious joy of one who fully embraces the novelty of an empty Metro car, one who LIVES, DAMMIT.

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