Blowin’ Up Like a Balloon with a Hand Grenade Inside

"Our Basketball Hoop Was a Ribcage! A Ribcage!"

Warming Glow, the premier spot for all your tv and Lobster Dog happenings, found the best of Tracy Jordan from this season on 30 Rock. I love Tracy Morgan in this role so much, I can’t think of an appropriately inappropriate end to this sentence.

Unleash the repressed childhood memories, Ufford:

I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse! A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom! I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it! I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire! A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s! The sewer people stole my skateboard! The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time! I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!

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