Whenever I meet an Australian, I’m always surprised, and a little concerned. Why would you leave a place all data indicates is better than the land of milk and honey? The beaches, beer, and beautiful women make Heaven look like a pile of cat-puke, filled with dead people. Oh, and also you can do this:
Apparently you can own dogs AND wallabies (I assume) and have them run around and play together. In the dodgeball game of life, Australia just nailed Heaven in the FACE. Go cry about it, Heaven. You little baby.